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The 10 Commandments of Road Safety - because the car is the weapon of mass destruction of the masses

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1. Power limits are introduced:
motorcycles: max. 20 hp per 100 kg
cars: max. 8 hp per 100 kg
2. Unlit cyclists are forced to work for hours in a running wheel connected to a generator that lights the streets. But beforehand non-destructible bicycle lighting will be invented.
3. Permanent CCTV is installed on dangerous spots. The recordings of horrific accidents including the sounds of the squirming victims are shown daily at the 9 o'clock news and in road safety TV ads. At the danger spots the sound of such accidents is beamend into the radio of each passing car; the radio's play function can in such cases not be suppressed.
4. A large adhesive is attached to the cars of people who drive too fast: "I'm speeding, ecologically rotten and a potential murderer in any degree"
5. Those who kill on the road must bury their victims with their bare hands.
6. Large skull or wheelchair symbols are fixed on the cars of those who cause (almost) deadly accidents.
7. The car makers stop producing yellow cars. Those who kill or maim when drunk on the road must paint their cars yellow and take art. 6 into consideration.
8. A pole with a skull is erected at the spot of every deadly accident.
9. The photographs of traffic victims and their killers are published on the front pages of the dailies.
10. Realistic photographs of totally crushed babies are published who were abused as airbags by the surviving co-driver.
And just how simply Georg Flatscher made the point:
"There would be an immediate end to all road accidents if everybody sticked to the traffic rules!"

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